#i love him you domt understand!!!!!!!!

[daylightisviolent]

Friendly reminder that Michael FUCKING Holden. The best character ever

[bunsflora]

look at what my bf got me . im gonna cry

[sun-stricken]

Hello. I absolutely love your Fairy Tail head-canons, especially about demon slayer Gray. Feel free to take or leave these little ideas. Always love when you post <3

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Imagine Team Natsu has to rent a vehicle or something and they require actual legal paperwork like a birth certificate and address or something like that (more than just “guild business! Gonna need this!”). Lucy doesn’t want to rent it because there is no way she’s going to be responsible for the inevitable damage. Erza, being the leader and a good friend volunteers. A few minutes later she comes back out, puzzled.

Erza: “why would they need a birth certificate? Shouldn’t me being present be proof enough of my existence?”

Gray starts snickering in the background. Natsu goes in next but comes out even earlier than Erza, cause at least Erza had a probably legal address at Fairy Hills, Natsu on the other hand lives in a house in the woods.

By the time Wendy goes in the receptionist is exasperated. “Yes I understand you are with Fairy Tail but that isn’t until page three of the paper work. None of you have made it past the first page.”

Gray finds this all very amusing.

Lucy: “Since you find it so amusing why don’t you go register, Gray!?”

Gray: mutters something

Natsu: “What do you mean you’re legally dead?!”

Cause you know, Ur just found a kid (the only survivor) and just decided to keep him. Oh, no official rescue crews didn’t show up until two days later? My kid now :)

The search and rescue teams never found any survivors in Gray’s old town so everyone was pronounced dead. The magic council or whoever is in charge of that stuff is also disorganized enough that no one realized that Gray Fullbuster is both a famous wizard and supposedly dead. So, just, Gray technically being considered legally dead the entire time he was at Fairy Tail.

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Also, the slayers all going out on a job together(the dragon slayers had to drag Gray). The job turns out to be a trap (surprise!) and the floor just opens up revealing a giant vehicle.

Dark mage: “Ha-ha! I have bested the dragon slayer! The most powerful mages-“spots Gray just chilling, perfectly fine and not motion sick. “what are you doing?” Cause the guy was planning to capture dragon slayer, not whatever a demon slayer was (the dark mage didn’t even know demon slayers were a thing). Gray defeats the dark mage but holds it over Natsu’s head for a week.

After that anytime a large group of dragon slayers takes a job together they take Gray along for “extra security during transportation” or just extra security in general.

I also head-canon that each type of slayer magic has its own unique weakness. Dragon slayers get severely motion sick. God slayers are claustrophobic. Demon slayers cannot handle sweets. If Gray gets even a whiff of cake or any other dessert his gag reflex acts up and he gets really nauseous and other stuff like that. He of course hid it at first (he was afraid Erza would disown him) but eventually everyone learned about the weakness of demon slayers. Natsu teases him about it but never pushes it too far to the point of accidentally making Gray really sick.

Anyways, sorry for the long ask. Feel free to expand on anything. Always love some good slayer bonding head-canons and just Fairy Tail head-canons in general. <3

This was so much fun to make tbh so domt apologize, i love long asks <3 and thank for for what you said ant my posts! theyre fun to make so im glad ppl enjoy them

Oh, you have no idea how often ive though about Gray being legally dead, my personal favorite scenario is him trying to fix it and prove himself alive but cant

“How the fuck would i know my social security number??? i was eight years old! i had no reason to know!!!”

There was no dna or finger-print records of him or his family so he couldn’t prove it that way either. Apparently, declaring someone born or dead is easier than someone ‘resurrected’. To the law Gray of Isvan is dead and although Gray of Fiore bares similarities, they are two different people.

But ALSO to the law Gray of Fiore doesnt exist bc he has no birth certificate. And while hes adamant, he has no real proof beyond his word he is Gray Fullbuster of Isvan.

So basically, According to the law, Both Gray Fullbuster of Isvan and Fiore are dead and never existed, respectively.

tbh this sounds like an identity crisis waiting to happen, but what else is new with him

Erza probably tried to fix it after she was told bc she legally didnt exist for a minute either (never was filed as a real person, she was able to file for a late birth certificate on account that she wasnt claiming to be a ‘separate’ person and also Makarov did it for her) (dont ask why he didnt for Gray, i like plot holes). But quickly realized their situations were very different, him waiting over a decade to check in as a survivor with the proper authorities definitely weakened his case considering he was running around free before he decided he needed a birth certificate.

But hey, as long as he doesn’t need to rent something, or get a license or id, or work somewhere beyond Fairy Tail, or get married, or, god forbid, die again, he should be fine!

i wonder if he would be considered a ‘john doe’ if he actually died again since they have ‘no’ birth records

This also makes games like ‘two truths and a lie’ amazing

“alright so, im legally dead, i legally dont exist, and ive never physically died before” “Gray what the hell do you mean” “Guess the right one and ill tell you” “WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN THOUGH??”

i love everything to do with the ‘dragon slayers + gray’ dynamic

‘Extra security’ just turns into Gray babysitting a bunch of rambunctious dragons for hours. seriously, get this guy a reward for how he hasnt killed or maimed any of them yet.

Imagine them trying to convince Gray to walk to their destination instead of taking the train

“Its not that far!!” “its fucking 5 hours by train, How long do you think itll take to walk? Why would even you pick this job if you knew how long the ride would be??” … “nobody looked..” “are you actually serious.” … “oh my fucking god”

and thats the story of how one Demon slayer ended up having to babysit 4 very pitiful looking Fairy Tail Dragon slayers on a train. Dude had to drag them off it once it stopped too.

His side career of ‘Dragon Slayer Babysitter’ only gets harder when they realize holy shit! cold compresses can help nausea! and what do they have? a walking cold compress.

Taking a train trip with them just means second hand nausea AND embarrassment, and absolutely no personal space. A dream come true.

At least he gets to hold it over their heads

Tbh i like the irony of Dragon Slayers being motion sick because, yk, dragons can fly, so my hc for side effects for God Slayers and Demon Slayers were along the same lines

God Slayers being wide open space or flying since Gods are like the epitome of freedom? all knowing and have complete reign over everything, But claustrophobia works so much better for that same reason. It would cause extreme panic and rash decisions

And Demon Slayers was the dark because demons are supposed to be these evil creatures who thrive in the dark n stuff? basically it would send a Demon Slayer into a paranoid spiral.

But sweets being a weakness instead is such a silly thing that im gonna take it and run

Gray never cared for sweets in the first place, gave him a stomachache, but now he has to walk away from Erza mid conversation if she decides to indulge, which is almost everyday. She was absolutely heartbroken and devastated when the weakness was revealed, it was such a dramatic reaction one wouod think she was the one with the new weakness

When Gray pokes fun at Natsus motion sickness he’ll go on about how Gray is gonna have the lamest parties since he cant handle even the smell of sweets, especially cake.

A terrible realization for everyone involved with him, on par with when Gray realized he wouldnt be able to have ice cream comfortably again, thats like a staple for ice mages

heart wrenching, truly

[kumezyzo]

hellooo! can you write something about breaking up w bf!sapnap?

im not joking when i say i got two seperate asks for this. and im all for it. i made sap seem like a huge asshole in this btw. like, so insanely shitty that its almost out of character/it probably is.

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

it built up slowly over time. once the honeymoon phase had passed, you two were comfortable. and then you two needed a break. he needed breathing room and you need to reevaluate where you wanted this relationship to go. when before you could see yourself marrying him, growing old with him, having a family with him, now you just saw his flaws.

he didnt know why but he felt bored. it hurt him to admit to himself. and it hurt even more having to tell his friends about it. the same friends that had grown to love you and you had grown to love aswell.

"you're... bored?" dream asked his best friend, looking at him like he was crazy. "of a person?"

nick winced as he heard it out loud for the first time. he looked at george who looked at him in complete concern.

"it sounds worse when you put it like that..." nick responded. he rubbed at his eyes.

"it was that bad to begin with," george said shaking his head.

during the break, you felt as if you two had broken up. and the longer it went on, the more he acted like you two actually had. and it really solidified it when he started talking to other people.

you didnt think he was doing it seriously. maybe it was just to make you jealous, maybe he did stoop that low. but then you saw how how george and dream were just as confused as you.

he really did try to hide it from you. from everyone. but no ones perfect.

"nick, who are you texting?" dream asked over his shoulder, startling him. he looked at dream with wide eyes.

"what the fuck are you doing?" he asked defensively. you looked up from where you were sitting at the kitchen island to the other two on the couch. he glanced at you before looking back at his best friend.

"i was just trying to scare you..." dream said walking towards you in the kitchen confused. he had gone upstairs to get his laptop to show you something. "but really, who were you texting?"

"your mom, thats who,"

when you found it he was talking to someone, you couldnt help but feel terrible at the idea that he had already gotten over you.

you walked into your old shared bedroom, nervously avoiding eye contact with your ex-boyfriend. he looked at you blankly as you stood there with your arms crossed, trying to find words to say.

he was sat up in bed, looking up from his phone at you. "...whats up?"

"we can agree we're not together anymore? like... this isnt gonna work out, right?" you continued to stare at your socks as you waited for the heart breaking answer. but you couldn't hold it in and looked up to see his face.

he looked small and deep in thought. he glanced down at his phone screen and back up at you.

"why are you thinking about it?" you ask offendedly. "im asking to make sure we're on the same page here. it wasnt an actual fucking question."

your words rang through the air. he sat there, hearing them play over in his head. it was like he was suddenly understanding the situation. he replayed your relationship, remembering how much he loved you. how happy he was.

im sorry if this seems all over the place. this idea was a lot more elaborate in my mind. but i didnt wanna make it longer. sorry...

if you want a longer version, it would take a while for me to get it out. im gonna be super busy for a while so domt expect as frequent uploads. im also in a lowkey bad mood rn so... im sorry if this is kinda dry. -nony

[katsukikoi]

hi atlas! can i have a Kirishima x reader agnst to fluff?

Where reader is apart of a group of young pro heros, and Kirishima is jealous of it? Or, Kirishima doesn't spend enough time with her because he is hanging out with other girls?

hi sugar, i'll give it a go!

character; kirishima x f!reader

themes; young prohero reader with a jealous kirishima

warnings; hurt, swearing, insecurity, jealous, yelling. (not proof read, may have incorrections.)

y/n was introduced because of the recent nomu attacks in japan, her group she was apart of, was humbly asked by all might if they could give a helping hand. Them loving action and protecting, jumping in to help.

They had to go through the process of going back into school while being proheros. Which, was a lot of effort for some of the girls. Namely, pro hero, Terminator. Terra for short.

When the four elemental quirked users came into the class, they were swamped with questions, ranging from how they became proheros so young, how did they train their quirks ect.

y/n, stayed away as much as she could from being swamped, along with Magnus who sticked far away from tsunami and boltus who where eating up the attention and answering the questions with ease.

"they are really up in our business huh?" y/n asked her teammate who swiftly nodded.

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it wasn't long until the group settled in though, answering questions, partaking in training and showing their peers how to use their quirks better.

It was on one training, where y/n was paired with the passionate and sweet Kirishima, and the ruff housing bakguo.

Although her quirk didnt work as well with bakugo, it worked hand and hand with kirishima. A hardening quirk next to an earthly one.

"bakugo? i think, after this training you should go with tsunami! She can help with control more since her quirk does smiliar things to yours" y/n kindly spoke making this boy tch but nod, "dont tell me what to do brat." he scoffed, but he took up the offer anyways.

"Hey bakubro! dont be so mean to the pretty girl" kirishima beamed, making the slightly older girl's eyes widened, just a bit.

"he thinks im pretty?" she mentally spoke,

___ It was like that, on and on, the two always getting paired up, always hanging out. It came to a point that everyone knew that they liked each other and where always shipped together.

They werent wrong, weeks after the rumors, they did start dating. And they were going really well, talking to each other, light kisses and sweet talk. Not too much pda, since y/n was a pro hero still, and she didnt like everyone in her business.

It went like this, for months. Until, LOV, attacked. The elements protecting the students they could, shielding them with their powers and defending.

God kirishima, loved when his girl fought. Everytime she did, he would feel a growing pride swell up in his chest. But there was a lingering feeling that he couldnt pin point. It wasnt important to him so he would ignore it.

He would try and help out, only to be kindly pushed away by terra. It annoys him that she did, terra—y/n, is so much stronger. Better than him. Why would she need help?

It was at the dorms when he watched everyone get along, even bakugo would chime in with tsunami. It made him happy bakugo was, but when he looked at y/n and sero he would get irritated. He would huff out, turn and give mina all his attention, even when his pretty girl was trying to get his attention.

It went on and on, kirishima now understands he would never be good enough for y/n. Shes a pro hero for fuck sake. Shes only here to help, she will leave right after anyway.

“eji? are you okay my pretty boy?” she’d ask, he would mumble a half assed reply, “yeah.” then walk away.

This time, she re-tried. “kiri?” she softly spoke, grabbing his wrist gently. “stop fucking grabbing me like that, l/n” he spoke, harshly tugging her. Making her fall down as she was in shock.

“wasting my time.” he spoke, right before she took the impact.

Once the bang was heard, poor kirishima looked back and his girl’s head was bleeding. He went down to check up on her, making her push him away.

“im fine.” she gruffed out. Standing up shakingly as she grabbed on the wall.

“baby!” he spoke, trying to grab her. “dont bother, ill waste your time anyways.” she spoke, her tone unkind. Mimicking his tone and gaze moments before.

As she walked out, kirishima realised he messed up. His jealousy and insecurity led him to hurt his lover. Gulit struck kirishima, it spread like lightning all over his body.

Not once did she looked at him, not once in the last week. But kirishima would look at her, gosh he would look. With pain, gulit and desire.

“shitty hair, what the hell did you do?” bakugo would ask, during their training. Kirishimas once partner now swapped with bakguo as she trained with tsunami.

“i, was jealous and insecure. I accidentally hurt her.” he whimpered out, tears brimming his pretty face was bakugo gave him a (attractive) ugly face. “ha? dumbass.” he knocked his knuckles on the boys head. “fix it, your wasting time.” It was like, kirishima had a great idea.

“it was a pleasure to help all of you!” terra spoke, bowing to her classmates. The group turned around to leave but stopped as the class yelled out to them. “we dont want you to leave!” they yelled.

They sadly smiled as y/n was about to speak, “unfortunately we ha—“

“babe wait.” kirishima spoke, huffing as he psuhed passed the class. “im, im sorry.” his voice broke, looking up at her sweet eyes as he tried to grather air.

“kirishima—“ “no, its eiji. Its eiji to you. you know that, i fucked up. I lost the love of my life beacuse i was jealous and insecure. I wanted you to feel the way i felt, but you dont deserve that. But please, let me try again, please dont leave us.” he cried out, deeply bowing with his forehead on the ground. “eiji.. come here.” she spoke, her sweet sound of her voice made him look up. She kissed his forehead sweetly.

“i love you, eijiro kirishima.” she lightly and sickenly sweetly spoke. Now kissing his lips softly.

The young pro hero looked at the eldest of the group.

“can we stay longer, nee-san?” she asked, tsnami.

“ill tell dad. Im sure we can stay longer ha?” she laughed.

“nee-san?!” the class yelled

“oops..?” the girls giggled.

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hi sweetness! i hope you guys liked this one! im trying to figure out how to make a masterslist, and when i get that down, ill upload the kyn hcs!

domt repost, dont translate dont rewrite.

post from atlas 💣✨

[ep2nd]

So what you're top 5 or 3 favorite lmk characters?

Do you like MO? I love that cat so expensive in that one episode with the fruit baby's.

What do you think happened to sandy we don't get a lot of his backstory

Oooo, great questions!!

So hard but let me try-

1. MK

2. The Mayor

3. Shifu/Master Subhodi

4. Macaque

5. PIF and/or MO

Weird list I know-

NEXT

I LOVE THAT CAT SO MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. THAT EPISODE IS ONE MY FAVES. His face expressions and movements are so cute qnd silly

I need MOREEEEEEEEEEE

GIVE ME ANOTHER MO EPISODE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

I would love to see more interactions between MO and others. Like Wukong, Nezha, or Macaque, PLEASEEEEE

As for Sandy, I honestly got the "Oh my gosh he used to be in a gang" vibes from him for the first few episodes, of course this isn't right but I thought ot was funny

I either think A) He has flashbacks of Sha Wujings past /or literally entered dream/reality like states where he THOUGHT HE WAS actually his ancestor, I don't know that idea cane to me randomly or B) Life of crime, I don't know how to put it otherwise, like the Megapolis version of a hit man or sumo wrestler gone rogue I domt know, then C) Mix of both

I really hope we get more reveals in Season 6, like Macaque and Wukong, I'd say the death part but that feels like we already know, more of how they met, hopefully Subodhi and Wukong moments (PLEASE I NEED) Macaques creation, everyone remembering/figuring out Nuwa ALSO created Wukong (why did no one bring that up seriously?) Tang and Pigsy history, of course Sandy backstory, more about LBD I think she's neat, maybe where Monkey kings staff came from, I know a long shot but it's funny, and what happened to all the Pilgrims:)

Always open for any LMK inquiries!!

[satirn]

i dont think any of u understand the true power that a more masculine-leaning zim and a femme-leaning dib holds. think about it. think about it.

the drama, the glamour, the dynamic, it all worjs out perfectly when its laid out like this. domt get me wrong i love a good femme zim but sweet baby jesus does he look good with 80s glam rock broad-shouldered jackets and a general greaser fratboy swagger.

dib with a more feminine silhouette; softer, rounder, we all love a circle boy. i mean look at the comics, squishy nano tape bubble man boy. being femme connects him with womanhood which cinnects him to motherhood which connects him to thr typical representation of earth as a whole. earth is a woman, and she is our mother.

i think making dib give mother, in other words, is a nice like. motif thingy yk i think it would be cool.

i think dibs seconddary color ehould be a kind of brilliant vermillion red. fuck you etf got that right. the color of human blood, of our life, the most jarring difference between other aliens and us humans [seeing that zim is regarded as having non-red blood quite often i see, personally i think ur all wrong and its actually blue but whatever amiright /j]

zim and dib should defect from these typicals by playing into the typicals in a way thay could only be them. they are the center of their own universe they founded. they complete each other, take on where the other leaves barren. they stay balenced that way. red is the opposite of blue, the way black is the opisite of white. differing colors that start where the others stop. they create grey, they create violet. black is the color of my true loves hair, white is the color of the holy lord's throne.

[paradox-the-unimpressed-nun]

i hope i domt come off as pushy😭 but when are you gonna release the yoriichi fic? love u!🩷

🍓 No it’s okay! You’re not pushy at all :3, I just realized the fic. I understand I took forever to finish it 😭 it’s short but I hope it’s good for now, I’ll be making more fics of him the future though. I’ve added my other thoughts and statements in the post :3 also love ya!!💕

This is the post !

[nothirstonmain]

HELLO!! Its 🦇 anon <333 first time requesting and i am v scaref

But ummmhmn do you think you could do like a male (or gn) vampire reader with toya, akito, mmaybe gorou and xiao??? :3 I just wanna be someones hot, gay vampire bf tbh i'll take anyone

I domt have a specific scenario for this so i hope its okay...! Love u bye ^_^

- 🦇

["just wanna be someones hot, gay vampire bf" is the most relateable phrase ever. Thank you for calling me out 🦇anon, live ur best life also ily2 /p remember to drink water]

[Warnings: at least a bit OOC, we always be OOC. f!readers better run its male reader time !!!!]

♡ I think he always found vampires a bit interesting at the very least ♡ mf watched twilight as a kid in secret /j- ♡ He asks you questions abt it a lot ♡ "Does the sun actually kill you?" yes you poor sweet man ♡ Would let you drink from him. idk ♡ He does his best to accommodate u and stuff ♡ He is whipped he always will be its you after all ♡ He really likes your fangs, y'know ???? ♡ Like he loves your fangs ♡ If he was a more talkative person he'd never shut the fuck up abt them ♡ If you want to keep your vampirism a secret he doesn't mind ♡ He is very good at secrets, me thinks ♡ Also finds your bat form adorable !

♡ He does not care about what species you are ♡ Akito is chill. Very Chill. ♡ Your species means not, he will love you regardless ♡ He finds it quite cool though ♡ Be real he'd be into werewolves and vampires nd shit ♡ Barely ever asks questions just goes along with it ♡ He just makes mental notes of random Vampire Information. at least that's what it looks like ♡ Ena once walked in on him obsessively researching vampires and laughed so hard ♡ Doesn't just let you drink from him, wants you to ♡ Very interested in how it'd feel and stuff ♡ Simply casually interested in your vampirism ♡ You want to keep it a secret? He doesn't mind. ♡ Isn't the best at keeping secrets. Ena knows. Oh well. ♡ He'd find bats silly-looking but at the same time if you're in your bat form he will have you near him. ♡ No unsupervised bats, thanks

♡ Gorou doesn't often have time to read methinks ♡ Mf lives under a rock ♡ Asks a ton of questions. Just to understand better ♡ Another one who loves your fangs ♡ Very readily lets you drink from him also ♡ He's head over heels your species, once again, doesn't matter to him ♡ Tries to make more time to read and research vampirism more ♡ Will randomly jumpscare you with knowledge you didn't know he learned ♡ Finds it cool ♡ Will keep it a secret if you want ♡ When he's off working for Kokofish there's a little hidden place in his house for you to chill in bat form. ♡ Often cuddles you to keep your Natural Coldness at bay

♡ You cannot keep this a secret from him ♡ He can just. Tell. ♡ He doesn't mind ♡ Asks you a few questions, but is still pretty knowledgeable already ♡ Prefers to use you as a Source for vampire info ♡ He doesn't have one single ability he finds coolest ♡ He thinks your vampirism's interesting overall ♡ Doesn't treat you differently, he doesn't mind ♡ Will keep it a secret without even being needed to asked ♡ A bit more open about his adeptus form with you because Neither Of Ya Are Human

[all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams]

WROTE MORE NOTES WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIES LOKI IS IN. THIS TIME FOR THOR: RAGNAROK. THESE ONES TEND TO BE LESS SERIOUS WHICH MAKES SENSE SINCE THIS MOVIE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE LESS SERIOUS. IT WAS STILL FIN THOUGH.

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I wonder if thor's looking for infinity stones was another of "odin's" (loki's) orders

ragnarok is one of my favorite thor movies though it is less serious than the others. it has a sense of... silly billyness.

heimdall is not there dude. dude got banished. they replaced him with karl urban

skurge has to run alllllllllll the way down the bifrost now

it's a statue of loki, thor. duh.

THE PLAY 😭😭😭 I'll never get over this shit. loki is so fucking funny

"oh shit" YEAH OH SHIT

loki was able to act as odin perfectly before but just loses that here completely like he is barely able to keep his cool

idk if anyone has noticed this. I only noticed after someone pointed it out, but loki doesnt move out of the way. thor pushes him out of the way. loki was just going to stay there and let mjolnir hit him

he looks so good oh my god this movie has some of loki's best looks I just want to Eat him

love that he poked the piece of paper and whispered loki because honestly it's plausible that he'd just turn into a piece of paper

stephen loves dramatics doesn't he?

this scene made me laugh so hard I cried the first time I saw it 😭😭😭 "I have been falling!! FOR THIRTY MINUTES!!"

die odin

the way loki turns and stares at odin after he calls them BOTH his sons

"frigga wouldve been proud" literally kill me it would hurt less. I hate they made odin say things that dont justmake me angry

odin loves dropping crazy jaw dropping earth shattering news and then dipping. he just loves not dealing with his problems and leaving them to someone else

"no. I'm on a different path now. this you must face alone." back to him just making me angry. fuck you old man. just like I said. loves not doing with his own problems THAT HE CREATED.

LOKI'S FACE DOMT DO THIS TO ME. WHEN ODIN SAYS "I LOVE YOU, MY SONS." HIS JAW LITERALLY DROPS HE'S IN SHOCK IN DISBELIEF OF THSOE WORDS SOMEONE HUG HIM AND LOVE HIM FOR ME I CANT TAKE THIS

he fucking oogwayed them that's insane bro it's actually fucking insane 😭😭

HOW WAS IT LOKI'S DOING. HE JUST PUT HIM IN A SENIOR HOME WHERE I BELIEVE HE FUCKING BELONGED AND THAT'S BEING NICE

HELA 💖💖💖💖💖

bye bye loki see you on sakaar

yall don't know how crazy I went when she just fucking massacred the warriors three

trash planet

I FUCKING HATE THAT THEY TOOK DOWN THOR. THE GOD OF THUNDER AND FUCKING LIGHTNING. WITH A FUCKING ELECTRIC (BASICALLY LIGHTNING) ATTACK. IT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

I do love loki, but he really did make a mistake calling for the portal to be opened. it seems like a very obviously wrong move and uncharacteristic of loki. idk maybe that's just me. then again he does run so.

jeff goldblum is a treasure to the world

one of his hottest looks. whoever the designer and artists were for this movie have my fucking gratitude for giving me this loki.

how was loki there for weeks and just never saw hulk??

cate blanchett is everything

I domt understand why she's so... loki like. the green and black, the blades, even her magic is green.

i do wish the movie was a little more serious. like loki saying to thor "it hurts doesnt it? being lied to. being told you're one thing and it all being a fiction." it's a very serious matter and it's just swept away and a joke is made immediately after those words are said

"our sister" OUR.

"guess I'll just have to go it alone. like I've always done." AND THOR JUST GIVES A SARCASTIC FAKE SMILE LIKE HE CANT BELIEVE HIM. THOR!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU !!! also you cant blame loki for hela. she would have escaped or been freed at some point.

LOKI'S REACTION TO SEEING HULK 😭😭

you tried thor, but unfortunately you're not natasha. as much as I hate that storyline.

"Yes! That's how it feels!" 😭

makes me even more pissed about the way they shut him down. HE LITERALLY WAS CREATING LIGHTNIG IN HIS BODY AND THEY TAKE HIM DOWN BY ELECTROCUTING HIM!?!?!? DOESNT. MAKE. ANY. SENSE.

also idc thor was winning that fight. only reason he didnt was cuz they did that to thor.

hate to see him go, but love to watch him walk away (loki)

i really do love watching him fight

loki looks so proud and fond like of the snake stabby thor story

THAT'S NOT WHAT HE ALWAYS WANTED. DO WE FORGET HIS WORDS DURING THE FIRST FIGHT BETWEEN THEM WE SEE? "I only ever wanted to be your equal!" actually going to lose it rn. COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS THOR. COUNT THEM.

I do think thor is being honest about how he thought the world of loki, but never enough to really look, to truly see his brother. never cared enough to dig deeper. and the mistakes loki made have just made it easier for thor to further ignore the deeper problems with his brother. you can love someone dearly, but still never truly see them. I wonder if knowing of thor's love makes it better or worse for loki. to be so loved, but for it to still not be enough to have been seen, to have been helped at all. or easier for it to be a lie and never loved at all, for it makes more sense to loki, because if you loved him why would you never dig deeper? why could you not see what was wrong? what was being done to him? how he felt? maybe that's why he was so adamant in the past, brushing thor's words away because otherwise that would mean even then it just wasnt enough. and it's more familiar to him too. the feeling he sits in, the knowledge that he's not loved or understood, that those around him think so little of him. and sometimes familiarity is easier than taking a new and brighter path.

he could be more. but it's hard to do that when everyone around you sees the worst in you and your stuck in a shadow your entire life. ignored. it's why I love mobius so much. he sees what others don't in loki and actually pushes him to be better and is there for him. mobius is truly the number one loki apologist.

THE THUD OF BANNER HITTING THE BIFROST 😭😭😭

LOKI IS SO DRAMATIC "Your saviour is here!!"

I LOVE WHEN THOR FINALLY STARTS USING LIGHTNING LIKE THIS. ALSO LOKI'S PROUD GRIN WHEN HE SEES HIM.

I take it back THIS is loki's hottest look

"if you were actually here, I might even give you a hug" " I'm here" AND THEN YOU DON'T SHOW US A HUG ??? REALLY???

the look of horror on loki's face when the ship appears. thor looks curious, but loki.... he knows who that ship belongs to and you can just see the dread fill him.

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END

[doofus-and-dragons]

Just finished TMA s3 so you know what time it is!

Spoiler time...it's spoiler time (this also bleeds into parts of s4

S3:

Elias can eat a dick. Kudos to Ben for giving him one of the top 10 sexyist voices in TMA, but DAMNIT, HE'S THE WORST 😭

The distortion is struggling to figure out who it is.

Like it or not, you're Helen now buddy (I love you dearly you murderous entity)

I don't like Julia or Trevor

Also, why does every character who gets hurt make strange noises that can be taken out of context (not a complaint, just an observation) (except for that American cop fucker. That guy made me vastly(HA) uncomfortable XD)

I've notice that Jon whimpers when he gets hurt. Poor pathetic wet cat

NO TIM

TIIIIM

I KNOW I WAS HARD ON YOU DURING THE LAST SEASON IM SORRY COME BACK

I'm going to riot

Martin deserved to go apeshit like that

He really did

The desolation in the background: Hey, guys, can I have him?

The Eye: NO FUCK OFF HE'S MINE

FUCK YEAH ELIAS IS GETTING ARRESTED

A good ending to a good season

Oh shit Jon's In a coma

S4:

Ok, first off: the trailer did not have to hit me in the emotions quite that hard

I almost cried at my machine

I think Oliver is a pretty sweet guy so far. He even left when he could see how uncomfortable he was making Georgie

THE FIRST MEETING BETWEEN MARTIN AND JOHN AFTER HIS COMA MADE ME TEAR UP

I think Jon is realizing that he's losing his Martin. You can always hear the pain in his voice when he talks about/to him

THE SECOND INTERACTION

I HAD TO PAUSE IT SO I DIDNT BUST OUT CRYING INFRONT OF MY ASSHOLE BOSS

Anyway

I don't like Melanie.

I haven't since she was introduced in s1.

Like, I've just never cared for her. I get why she's acting the way she is, I understand it. But she's just not a character I've ever enjoyed (kudos to you if you do tho)

Basira... I have no strong opinions of her

Like I domt dislike her

But I'm not a Basira Stan either.

I think she just misses her gf or smth

Breekin and Hope were married

You can't tell me that statement wasn't someone mourning the loss of their immortal life partner

I won't believe you.

JON USE MARTIN AS YOUR ANCHOR ITS THE BEST PLAN

Anyway that's as far as I've gotten.

[rainbow-dot]

I have several things to point out from Spider-man no way home:

First of all, I’m in tears, I’m in fucking tears.

Alfred Molina never fucking disappoints excuse me??!!!

Willem dafoe fucking neither

Spiderman being that powerful that he can move his body after being pushed out of it??? Excuse me??? Amazing

The devil of Hell’s kitchen just being the best lawyer by catching a freaking brick 😭😭

The mirror dimension getting better and better and Peter discovering that it’s just geometry and him being able to stop and rob strange??? Amazing

MJ and Ned deserves the award for best friends ever, those two stood with and trust Peter like no tomorrow and I love them for that

Killing May after saying the iconic phrase was a duck move and a hurtful one, he really lost the last of his family

The scream I left out of my body when Andrew appeared?? All dressed up in his iconic suit and being him?? Fucking amazing bro, in fucking tears

“I don’t have bread spidey tingling” *throws more bread at him*

“This is just a dude” BITCH DOMT DISRESPECT TOBEY LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN.

The cry for help when Tobey appeared.

I was expecting them to appear, but at the same time I didn’t want to expect a lot for nothing in return

The speech that Andrew gave about his beloved Gwen??? I was in fucking tears excuse me???

Tobey saying that he always wanted brothers 🥲

Andrew cracking Tobeys back was also fucking amazing pls stop it 🥲

Andrew saying “I love you guys” STOP

Andrew saving MJ bc he couldn’t save Gwen and at the end crying while realizing he can do it and he is not lame I’m screaming

The three spiders swinging together and forming the pose together, my dream exactly 😭

Otto showing that he always was good, but that he was highly confused

Tom always doing the right thing and trying to save the “bad guys” instead of killing them, even when they did so many shitty things.

Tobey and Andrew having the “we need to stop him” look when Tom was ready to kill Goblin and then saving him for what could have been the worst ending for him

The hug between the three spiders

Tom Holland portraying emotions in such a good fucking way god dammit

The kiss between MJ and Pete that we all deserved

✌️✌️

Also all the theme songs for the villains, the memories it brought back god damn

The ending is just murder for me

The scene credits with Eddie trying to understand what is happening in this universe and venom staying

The other credits scene with Wanda, Dr Strange and evil Dr Strange ☠️☠️

This movie is in another level and i won’t accept nobody saying that this is trash or bad made, this is OUT IF THE LEAGUE, it plays on its own league and that’s it

I will now treasure this movie until the day I die

[hopelesslyinlovewithanime]

Porco x reader

Warning⚠️ this includes heavy degradation and rough sex(but with sweet aftercare) along with stepcest if you arent into that you can read some of my other stories now lets begin 😉

You were chilling in your shared apartment with porco who was also your stepbrother and was currently out and while he was out you were on your phone scrolling through random videos when you hear the door slam. You jump up from your beanbag chair that was sitting at the corner of the shared room. As you look towards the door you noticed a figure standing there.

It was porco "y/n get the fuck up why the hell have you been talking to reiner.."you look up from your phone and roll your eyes.

"Oh really~ my big step brother is jealous huh so what if i was talking to him that has nothing to do with you" you noticed the irritated expression he wore.

"FUCK you are so fucking annoying all you have the fucking nerve to talk to other guys. But not just any guy that peice of shit reiner. You mind as well just go fuck him you fucking slut thats all your good for anyway" he snapped. You quietly glare at him as you flip him off.

"Oh go Fuck yourself" you scoffed

You noticed porcos eye twitch "you domt seem to be understanding me"he grabbed you by your wrist grabbing you from your beanbag chair and throws you on the bed.

You groan and glare at porco " and why the fuck did you do that for!?"

Porco covered your mouth with his large hand "SHUT IT! I domt wanna hear another word from your dam mouth".

He removed his large hand from your mouth and began to unbuckling his pants 

"You just lay there and take your punishment like a good girl~"he grinned down at you as he pulled out his cock.

You blush as you stare at his large girth.

You gasp as he began to rub hard circles around your clit. "Whats wrong you seem quiet cat caught your tounge" you whine as you grip his shoulders.

Porcos smirk widened as he noticed how wet you were" holy fuck your wet. Fuck thats cute~" you glare at as you begin to kick at him.

"Of course im gonna be wet you fucking idiot my bodies reacting to your touches-" he caught one of your legs and stopped you from kicking him as you gave you a really pissed of expression.

You began on freeze as you noticed how angry he was you gulp as you noticed his cock throbbing.

"Turn around face down ass up" he said in a stern voice.

You did as you were told as he grabs both your arms and pins them behind  your back "domt expect me to go easy om you this time im going all fucking out you dam brat"

He slowly entered you as he began to pound into your tight hole. You gasp at how rough he was as you began to bite down on your pillow letting out muffled whines and whimpers.

"Your lucky im being kind and not fucking up your tight little hole " he smirked as he gave a hard smack to your ass.

You began to pant heavily " p-please i dont be kind i dont deserve i-it r-right"

"You sure as hell right you dont ah~ deserve it hah~" porco began to let out pants amd moans as he began to go at a brutal pace.

His grin turned into a smile as he began to roughly rub your clit whilst pounding into you.

"PORCO T-THATS TO M-MUCH YOUR GONNA BREAK M-ME" you yell out as you continue to let out more moans.

"Well isnt that a beautiful thought. Your hole betrays your words your pussy is strangling my big cock so nicley" porco let out as his voice cracks a bit towards the end.

His thrust began to get sloppy as he pulled out came all over your back.

You let a whimper as he realeased your wrist and collasped beside you.

He noticed how in distress you were and slowly wrapped his arms around you hugging you into his chest as he lightly placed a kiss ontop of your forehead.

"Im sorry baby sis you know how much i hate it when your with other guys please forgive me i didnt mean to hurt you i was just being stupid" he held you gently smile at his warm and gentle touches.

As you snuggle up to him "its fine just please talk to me first" he smiled at your words as he layes his chin ontop of your head "i love you♡"

You lay your face against his chest "i love you to♡"

[vibeless15]

Dont listen to yugo anymore. Its clear that @yugogeer012 only loves to make fun of other artist projects of Undertale like hes doing with yamatas hard work. And people are only giving him a pass because hes jakeis friend. Abusing the popularity i see yugo. Seriously even yugos fans on Twitter are starting to get annoyed of his behaviour. And about the tracing claim about you. I have not seen any evidence at all. They prove zero evidence at all. And if its only like a 3 year old thing. It shows that you only did It but clearly you decided to stop. But here we go with assumptions again. Im honestly sick of the Big leagues of the Undertale fandom comunity now. At first i was neutral. But this shit has to stop already. Especially with yugo's behaviour

Thats they're problem isn't it? They always like to make themselves seem like they're good folks, but in all honesty they just care for themselves and no one else, unless they benefit from someone else like Yugo and Jael.

I couldn't care less on how much shit he talks, but when he gives his opinion on stuff he hasn't even taken time to get into or try to read then he's just blindly judging things and that part about him getting a pass because he's Jael's friend is clear as day and what makes it worse is that iv tried multiple times to talk with him and come to some understanding, but no doubt he feels talking to me would corrupt him or something. Iv sent him multiple ask saying we should talk and get to know one another that way we wouldn't be getting into stuff like this, but I guess him and his buddy Jael love drama and love themselves too much. With Epic in Xtale atleast we don't have to watch Those two jerk each other off for multiple replies and reblogs at a time.

Anyway yea I'm done being nice to this piece of honest dog shit if he really wanted to talk shit he'd read the Aus he's talking about and then say something, I domt even shit on EpicTale cause iv never read it, hell people smaller and yet with bigger brains then this guy know to hold judgement on shit before talking about it.

Also

Hey @yugogeer012 I already told your ass to stay out of drama and that it'd only cause trouble. The fact you can't seem to keep your head out your ass is really getting you in trouble cause iv said multiple times before that I didn't want no beef and yet you keep on putting your opinion on shir you probably only get info on from your Xtale buddy, I told you already that you should just talk to me, but for some reason that seems impossible for you to do so ill make it easy for you again

Stop talking about AlphaTale.

You clearly haven't fucking read anything on it and don't want to and no doubt all the info you get on it is either from your angry fans or Jael both who already hate. Stop talking about and just cut the fucking drama.

Anyway that's the last I got to say on this stupid shit.

[dballzposting]

Kind of like this like Vegeta starts walkinf around Caosule Corp an empty husk of a man and his eyes are perpetually alert and his shoulders are sunken

And he doesnt know how he feels anymore so he calls Tarble on the phone to ask him how he feels and Tarble says "You feel guilt for treating me and others so poorly throughout the years. You never atoned for that. You feel like you domt deserve to be alive and you honestly don't but lucky for you you have a little brother who loves you and will help you get through this. You're so lucky to have me becasue blood is strong. You should probably avoid your son so that you dont accidentally damage him any more than you already have. Your wife doesnt have your best interests at heart. She tries to manipulate you into thinking that I'm bad for you but you and I are kin so how could that be? She just doesnt understand the bond of brother warriors. You should spend more time with me to make up for all the times you beat me until I collapsed when we were kids. And I promise not to tell anyone about the times that I got you black-out drunk and you put your hands on me and I know you dont remmeber it at all but i assure you that I'm not lying to you to make you feel bad and emotionally dependent on my approval. Your wife thinks I lie to you becasue shes a narcissistic paranoid freak who needs professional help." and Vegeta says Absolutely Tarble right away ...

I'm sorry but I just want Tarble to DARVO (deny / attack / reverse victim and offender) Vegeta until Vegeta doesnt recognize himself anymore it's kind of all I thought about for a few months there but I'm over it now but I'm still here for it but I'm over it but I was thoroughly obsessed for a while there but I'm over it

[deliriumofendless]

I domt wanna add to your unbox while you’re on break but I feel like I need to tell you that I was sketching Thomas from a picture and it just hit me exactly how beautiful he is? I have grown a fond appreciation for him w time and I’m a big fan of his guitar skills and his looks but I think I rly Understand the way you talk about him now.

IT BRINGS ME SUCH A GREAT AMOUNT OF COMFORT THAT YALL NOTICE THAT I SPEAK ABOUT THOMAS WITH SUCH LOVE. HES TRULY JUST SO GOOD AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ITS NICE TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE ADD TO THAT🥺💖